Dane Slutzky: Kindest Regards


I hope this email finds you well. I hope it finds you
healthy and safe from harm. 

I hope this email finds you wrapped in a warm blanket 
wearing hand knitted socks, whether you got them as a gift, 

or from a thrift store, or made them secretly under your desk 
during zoom after zoom. I hope this email finds you looking 

at your screen but really thinking about spelunking 
in deep caves, or wondering what royal jelly tastes like. 

I hope you have twenty-seven browser tabs filled with searches 
like “what to bring to caves” or “videos of bees 

feeding queen” so that you can start a packing list 
and then relax to the sounds of attentive buzzing. 

I hope this email finds you on a canoe in the middle 
of a river thinking about how ancient a technology the canoe is, 

how people once made them out of hollowed out tree trunks, 
both in the place where you live and on the exact opposite 

side of the globe, as far away as it is possible to go 
and still remain on our planet. And how those ancients 

traveled across open ocean, rowing from island to island. 
Maybe you’re wondering what tools they used, or whose idea 

it was to start painstakingly carving, then eventually
push the hewn log into the water, jump in, and watch 

the coastline recede. I hope this email finds you attaching 
snaps and buckles to the least useful places on your coat. 

Or maybe a grommet that goes in with a satisfying punch, 
since you never know what you might want to hang 

from your sleeves when you’re going on long, circuitous
walks. I hope this email finds you blissed out 

from wine or edibles or smokey bourbon or 
from watching a puppy licking a lemon. 

I hope this email finds you when you’re up  
in the middle of the night, pacing your kitchen, unable 

to sleep, and––having tried melatonin and valerian 
and guided meditations to no avail––I hope it bores you 

right back to bed. I hope this email finds you in a grove
of bamboo thinking about whether Atlantis ever existed 

and whether Moses was a real historical person 
and whether he really touched a sparkling hot 

coal with his infant mouth. I hope this finds you
with your head cocked, listening to the wind. 

And while I may write that I hope this email 
finds you, in my heart of hearts, the inner chambers 

within the vaulted corridors of my outer heart, 
I hope you’ve thrown your phone in the ocean 

and walked backwards into the forest. 
I hope this email never finds you at all.

 

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