Yell loud jokes across the house about how you can yell loud jokes across the house
without waking your child. Yell should we have sex? Have sex with the bedroom door
open. Scroll through your phone in bed after to see if the camp posted photos to the app
where they said they’d post nightly photos. Get up when your husband says we should
change the sheets, pointing to the wet spot one or both of you is responsible for. Walk
around naked. Leave your vibrator out on the bathroom counter. Yell they said they’d
post photos.