Sage Tyrtle’s stories have been featured on NPR, CBC, and PBS. She is a Moth GrandSLAM winner. Her work is available or upcoming in Pithead Chapel, Bayou Magazine, and Mslexia among others. Like Goldilocks, she tried living in the West and the South and the North and the East of the United States but found that Canada was just right. She hasn’t owned a smartphone since 2014. Twitter: sagetyrtle.